If you are lucky enough to live near a TimmyCo gas well, then you have most certainly found another positive effect of TimmyCo’s presence: bubbly water. A TimmyCo spokesperson stated, “Residents near our gas wells have found that the bubbles add a tingly sensation to their plain old well water. Not only that, but the gas seeping into their water provides a slight buzz, similar to the effect from a mild narcotic. Before, it was a necessity for life. Now, it’s fun in a glass.
“I know there will be some environmentalists who will whine that we are poisoning these fine citizens’ wells, but let me assure our critics that there is nothing to fear from TimmyCo gas wells. Our gas is 100% natural.”
As an added bonus, TimmyCo tap water can be set on fire to produce a pleasant “tiki torch” effect for your next party.
You can also learn more about the benefits of natural gas by watching HBO’s documentary, Gasland. Or go to this blog of a satisfied customer.
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