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TimmyCo Introduces “Pink Slime” Mascot
We at TimmyCo want to let you in on a secret. Selling to adults is hard. Adults possess something called a “developed pre-frontal cortex” that they use when they make decisions. Whoa, whoa, whoa! Before you stop reading because we … Continue reading
Posted in Advertising, Food Safety, New Products, Snack foods
Tagged Beef Trimmings, BFI, Food Safety, lean finely textured beef, Pink Slime, school lunches
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TimmyCo Introduces “Trimmies,” the First Direct-to-Consumers Pink Slime Product,
There has recently been an uproar in the national media over meat companies’ use of lean finely textured beef, known affectionately by its nickname, “pink slime.” But what exactly are lean finely textured beef trimmings? Why, they are nothing but … Continue reading
Posted in Food Safety, New Products, Nutrition, Uncategorized
Tagged Ammonium Hydroxide, Beef Trimmings, BPI, Food Safety, Pink Slime
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Reputation Pretender will Protect Your Online Reputation
In these days of internet sophistication, it takes a savvy user to portray themselves as the person they want to be rather than the person they actually are. With banks, employers, and dates easily able to explore your online reputation, … Continue reading
TimmyCo Introduces X-treme! Fructose Corn Syrup
TimmyCo is rebranding our high fructose corn syrup as X-treme! fructose corn syrup. X-treme! fructose corn syrup has nearly double the sweetening power as regular high fructose corn syrup. Continue reading
Posted in New Products, Nutrition, Snack foods
Tagged artificial sweetener, extreme sports, food additives, high fructose corn syrup, nutrition, Tony Hawk
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TimmyCo Introduces the World’s First Genetically Modified Snack Cake
TimmyCo has introduced the first genetically modified snack cake, FrankenCakes®, which have 50% more calories and twice the fat as ordinary snack cakes. Continue reading
TimmyCo Introduces Child Aquarium for Senior Citizens Who Hate Children
The fastest-growing market in the country is senior citizens and they hate a lot of things. Especially children. But now, thanks to the TimmyCo Child Aquarium, old people can enjoy children the way they want to – quietly. Continue reading
TimmyCo Introduces New Chemical Dispersant Made from Potassium Cyanide
TimmyCo has introduced a new dispersant to help break up oil spills. Wipeout® is a friend to environmentalists and fishermen alike. Continue reading
TimmyCo Ad Division Announces Partnership with Helium
Using TimmyCo’s Super-Smart Technology®, we can analyze reader preferences to package ad content that better fits their interests. For example, if a reader is interested in the E. coli poisoning scandal at Jack-in-the-Box restaurants, they may also be interested in coupons to fast food restaurants or a job at a Jack-in-the-Box. Continue reading
Posted in Advertising, New Products, Technology
Tagged Jack-in-the-Box, Super-Smart Technology®
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