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TimmyCo Is Hiring…Losing Politicians

Posted on November 12, 2012 by timmyco

Following election day, the unemployed ranks swell with the flotsam of political process. For every political candidate who gets to plan the drapery of his or her wood-paneled government office, there is usually at least one other who is now … Continue reading →

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The Private Sector Does Not Want to Create Jobs

Posted on November 6, 2012 by timmyco

There are millions of people out of work in this country, and that is a political problem. Both President Obama and Governor Romney have lots of ideas on how to create jobs, but none of their proposals will actually create … Continue reading →

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TimmyCo Insources a Single Job, Americans Rejoice

Posted on October 29, 2012 by timmyco

It used to be that if you wanted something cheap, you got it built in a desperately poor country where a veritable army of workers cost less than the electricity used to power the time clock in a typical American … Continue reading →

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TimmyCo Hopes to Influence Election Day Turnout with New Attack Ad

Posted on November 2, 2010 by timmyco

In hopes of influencing the election day turnout of “Irrational Voters,” TimmyCo has released an election day attack ad that promises voters that newly elected politicians will send them checks for the taxes that everyone pays.

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TimmyCo Introduces Child Aquarium for Senior Citizens Who Hate Children

Posted on September 3, 2010 by timmyco

The fastest-growing market in the country is senior citizens and they hate a lot of things. Especially children. But now, thanks to the TimmyCo Child Aquarium, old people can enjoy children the way they want to – quietly. Continue reading →

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